h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well, I am, so what else would I call the thread? How have you been?

Spartus is so cute, he's following me around like a little puppy dog and smackin' his knee and looking like he'd be crunchy in milk.

Officially: HOWDY!

me

Unofficially: woof.

Miaow! Um, I'm meant to be transferring knowledge at the moment. You seen my picture that I linked from my main page?

Gotta get back, thanks for dropping by.

Well, I'm back and ready to make more sense and be more welcoming. Although you're probably not around any more, Krissy. And Spartus will no doubt be making his way through your digestive system having indeed proved to be crunchy. OK, so I lied about the making more sense bit. I'm going to see who else you've been visiting, just don't think that I'm a crunchy puppy or anything like that. I'm in no way cute, more sort of sinister and stalker like, so no dipping me in milk...

well, put me in a jar, fill it up with brine and call me a pickle if that isn't the dog gone alrightest! random portrait i ever saw

Hey PICKLE! I got some brine for ya!

And yes, that was a very lovely smeary random portrate. I approve of smearing. In fact I am going to smear this briney paste on the back of tree's head.

Stand STILL will you?

LOOKS SO GOOD IT'LL MAKE YA' SMACK YER GRANDMA!!!

Thank you an apple tree! - if you can hear me under all that brine. I found out to my cost how much salt water can effect ones hearing.

i'm certainly hoping it has nothing to do with inner ear infections. i've been warned to steer clear of Them...