h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS REALITY!!! you must understand that if you are to become a master at blowing peoples minds. There is no reality! even if your brain says "yes there is", there is no reality. time and space are all illusions created by your inability to percieve anything at once. there is no such thing as time, and therefore you can manipulat it. You are the only person in your world. There is no such thing as "other people". Your mind creates all other people. if you are reading this, you have a very special gift. your subconsciouse mind which controls everything that you do, is giving you this message. If you are reading this, your also in trouble. there are dark crevices in your mind that are going to fight your abilities to realise and manipulat non-reality. these will come in a form of psychiatrists that will try do drug you up to get rid of your abilities. this leads to my next thing -- dreaming. In dreaming, you are inside your mind. Sometimes you wll realise you are in a dream -- this is called a lucid dream. if you have one of these, don't start toying with the fact that you can fly. Go up to someone and tell them that they are in a dream, and that you are thinking them into existance. they might resist at first, but keep enforcing the dreaming bit. this is the best way to contact your subconsiouse mind. take it from me -- I AM your subconsiouse mind.


-- deep thought