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are you god?
A Girl Called Jack.....muse of 6 foot green squirrels Started conversation May 8, 2001
fire and brimstone!!!!!!!
Am i in the presence of a minor deity i wonder? hope you are enjoying the guide, just keep a look out for the bottomless pits....there are a few and people keep falling into them, just thought i'd warn you....oh and never accept a mudwrestling contest from anyone, just a few tips....
have a 
on me for being an almighty...or are you more of a 
person anyway see you later....
agcJ 
p.s. ever fancied a mudwrestling contest?
are you god?
Major Hazard Posted May 8, 2001
Alas, no minor deity - I've had to give up mud wrestling, and so far I havn't seen any bottomless piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii (fades into distance)
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A Girl Called Jack.....muse of 6 foot green squirrels Posted May 8, 2001
told you so!!!
so whats the fire and brimstone job?????
and are you sure your not just one of those wrathful gods lulling me into a false sence of security so you can wait for me to slip up and then get me with a thunder bolt????i'm not so sure
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