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Variations on 'Mind The Gap'

Post 1

drPoggs

I propse three:

* Mind the Bap. This station is Baker Street.
* Mind the Japs. This station is Oxford Circus.
* Mind the Rap. This station is Brixton.


Variations on 'Mind The Gap'

Post 2

Column 8

How about "Mind the train that's coming you blind t**t"
or
"Mind the crap" Old gag.


Variations on 'Mind The Gap'

Post 3

Mole

Did you know that the current female announcer of Mind the Gap - Sonia is thought to be too posh. She 'gets- Sonia nerves', say tube drivers. In recent tests somebody mimicking the voice of Marilyn Monroe proved to be a favourite.

I think John Wayne would be good - "Get off your horse and Mind The Gap", or how about Clint Eastwood "Go ahead punk, Mind The Gap".

Midweek magazine, a London free mag, also picked up this story, and had some ideas of their own. My favourite was the Hugh (Hugh Grant) "Look, really, I'd like you to, you know, mind the gap at Notting Hill, that sort of thing".

More on this at

http://victorian.fortunecity.com/finsbury/254/tuberules.html#gap


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