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Uncle Bill

Yesterday we had a death in the family. An old and trusted retainer has finally given up the ghost and tomorrow is going to her final resting place.
There will be no mourners and no flowers --- she wouldn't like either as she was a happy, hardworking and uncomplaining family member and has been for exactly twelve years this month.
She has travelled with us faithfully, was always ready to get up and go and in all these years has never once let us down when it mattered.
Yes --- tomorrow the man with the van is coming to take our old Proton car to the crusher. My wife has quite literally shed a tear to see her go.
GOODBYE OLD FRIEND.(stifled sob)


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