h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

As discussed in the title, Today was fabulous. I had been at school and everything was boring. I had gone to my grandmother's house and I had eaten ice cream Following that I had gone home to play some video games, then my best friend had called me to see if I could go to a Blink 182 concert. I told her I could not. My other friend called and told me of a party to be at. I went to get ready when she knocked on my door with another of my friends with herr. It was darkening outside and my mother yelled at me not to be out too late. We went to the school down the street, screamed at the janitor, and came back to my house. My mother waited outside. She asked what was going on next and I told her I would discuss it with my friends. She told me to knock when we had figured it out. We didn't knock, but we went to one of my friends' houses and we got drunk and danced and called boys on the telephone. I needed to call my mother to ask if I could stay the night. I did, and I was chewed out for not telling her I was going to a friend's house. I was not allowed online, on the telephone, no TV, and no video games. And she took me shopping. I hate shopping. A girl hates shopping, you hear that boys? I will never take you shopping if you don't want to go! That's final! And after all was said and done, I called one of my friends, played PS2, and got online. Preceding the event in which I watched a rerun of Red Dwarf on TV. I love my life to the bitterest end.

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