h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You talk in your sleep? i bet it's nonsense!
Am i the only person here who goes on h2g2 every day or are my postings just not interesting enough to make people want to reply?
-Zalisander the uncared-for.

I come here occasionly

I don't sleep for long when I'm drunk and when I do talk in my sleep it makes more sence than when I'm awake anyway!

Yes, you cant misspell words when you are asleep!
Anyway i think my smiley rant went down like lead balloon, next im going to rant about the injustice of it, that my genius extrordinare gets rated only 34 %. Bad int it?
Actually im going to do some magick theory that i have.

Tell me about your magic theory

Erm,... its 'round here somewhere....nope , can't find it, ill have to wait till i get home, you see im at a technology college at the moment, sposed to be studying business.nevermind, im studying the bbc, world renowned for their moder haters. speaking of moder haters, i found out yesterday thet my artwork at collee has been called up for moder-hation, whoh nasty horrid examiner type people are going to rip it to shreds!
-the scared Zalisander.
(i dont like moder haters)

Erm,... its 'round here somewhere....nope , can't find it, ill have to wait till i get home, you see im at a technology college at the moment, sposed to be studying business.nevermind, im studying the bbc, world renowned for their moder haters. speaking of moder haters, i found out yesterday thet my artwork at college has been called up for moder-hation, whoh nasty horrid examiner type people are going to rip it to shreds!
-the scared Zalisander.
(i dont like moder haters)

D'oh, i hate it when that happens, i feel really stupid! Sorry all, about the parrot, it wasn't me!

Grrrrrrrr, where do they get off, mod her rating the things i write, their was nothing wrong with it at all, i was saying how at college they are going to mod her rate my work and how i didnt like mod her raters, so what do they do, but mod her rate the post i just sent, twice by accident?!!!!
-Mad Zali!

I was watching nearby Zalisander, I don't think these posts should have been failed either, so they're magically back. *Ping* Sorry about that!

Peta

That was nice!

Mod er eighting can be annoying if it lowers your grade

yes i can understand that! I dont write moderhating to be nasty, its just a misspelling!
Have you read my anti crawlty campaign?

No, I haven't. Is it good?

Well.. 'they' don't rate it! much! if you click on my name on this post, it will take you to my space and its in with my guide entries at the bottom of the page, my only one so far!

O.K, I'll have a look then rate it myself

Alas there are no gods!

wow, i just re read this.. that guy and my mate that were subjecting me to goosberryitis, well, they now live with each other and are getting married, I'm suppose to be the maid of honour... you alive evil one?

Yes!

(just)

Cool!!!! #i take it you read my entry? What did you rate it? Have the last two years been kind to you? (They really hated me!) There's no getting rid of me now, tall one, I mean, evil one.

well...

I'm in my second year of uni now and staying over some of the summer to write my dissertation

How are you doing?

Actually... I don't know. Erm, I think I might be alright.