h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Couldn't resist leaving you a note 'cause your smiley rant made my morning (I'm in the States...only 8:30 a.m. ). Hope you are feeling better soon, Zalisander

Glad to be of service , im glad you like my idea. Rant? Is that what it was?
Seriously im going to start calling myself the 'anti crawlty to smileys' campaigner.
The cruelest one i'v found so far is the smiley.
Can you imagine how this smiley must feel? Being made to look like one of those horrible anthropoids!
I bet that smiley wakes up in the morning, looks in the mirror and goes Aaaaaarrrggghhhhh!!!!
I cannot stop thinking of the sheer complex it must have, constantly trying to bludgeon itself with a big boot or put itself out of the window.I bet it flushes itself down the toilet on a regular basis......

Oh my...another smile. Just imagining combat boots walking through forums and stomping on spider smileys. I use the vacuum to get rid of spiders. I hate the sound it makes when you squish one. I have nightmares about all those spiders crawling out of the vacuum, though. Thus, I have someone change the bag frequently.

And you should make a page to protect smileys. It would be fun

thankyou, maybe i will do that!

<----he's got legs now (and 7 other smileys). When will these freakish experiments stop!!!

Either smilies have one leg each or I have made a numrical error. He has the legs of 3 other smilies-----> Perhaps he stole them for his own ends

Well done, you have found a possible culprit,someone to blame for the smilies leglessness! ( not the !)
It was the spider smilies!
Out with the kick em out the door!
-Zalisander, Muse of mayhem!

Smilie spider attack force----->

Run for your lives!!

AGgghhhhhhhh, i must counteract this malevolent force with a ,...a....erm, ?

I think a nice thick would be better

Well, whatever your poison.
Evil one who lives in cornwall,
Where i go on hols.

What did you do in cornwall (apart from the obvious)

i suceeded in wrecking a yr long relationship, got drunk more than i ever had in my life, learnt to play pool and developed a love for the folklore, mythology and to a point, history of Cornwall.
Oh and i ate lots of strawberries, my fave aphrodisiac!
I also was 3 miles away from anything! That is i had to walk that far from the campsite to the nearest busstop for a bus to cambourne or hale. that part was boring but i learnt to like penzance a lot.
-Zalisander.

what else would you do, drink copious amounts of alcohol and play pool. Its all I ever do!

We seem to have a lot in common, except i can spell better.
How often do you win?
Be truthful!
I win more often than not.
I am being a gooseberry at the mo coz i took my friend to this cool nightclub and she thought this guy was cute but was too shy to talk to him so i went up and asked his name, started up a conversation, introduced him to my friend and bungled them onto the dance floor. Ever since i have been subjected to extreme gooseberryism and the worst thing is that he really IS cute!
They have retired to the caravan on the back yard.... wonder why?
Thank god for them bricks i put under the wheels!
-Zali, the jealous muse of mayhem!

never mind. I'm rearlly bad at pool even if I get lots of practice. (I get better with drunkenness for some reason)

i get better with drunkeness too, but my pool gets worse!

Mabie you just think your better

No, no i have unanimous agreement that i am better whan i am drunk, most likely because at some stage i go to sleep and shut up!

I don't shut up even then aparently