h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

first the news, I'm in the middle of a couple of poems, which I'm having difficulty ending, but when they're finished I'll stick em up here, so instead some quotes from the increadably sexy Brian Molko


"I'm very lustful. I'm in this fortunate, or unfortunate, position being bisexual in that I have twice as many people to lust over. So it can get hard on tour. I don't think lust is a sin - people should have sex as much and in as many situations as possible. Then they'd be less uptight."

* Brian Molko on lust


"Maybe invest in some exotic extravagant and battery operated toys."

* Brian Molko on what he would do if he was a woman for a day


"We're just trying to find meaning within all the madness. And if you find yourself saying 'you know, if I met myself last night, I would've thought I was an @$$hole,' that's one hell of a severe warning sign that you've gone too far with the madness."

* Brian Molko on madness


"So, then you find yourself in a situation where you have to do things because they're on offer to you, because you don't have much self-respect left. You just can't say no, even to something that you've never done before. You just can't help yourself."

* Brian Molko on the self-respect


"I like the fact that people either think I'm incredibly gorgeous or ing ugly."

* Brian Molko on his appearance


"When every day became a hangover. And when you look at yourself in the mirror and go 'I don't like how you're coming across to people.' and when every day just started to feel the same. After the 50th shag, it doesn't mean so much anymore."

* Brian Molko on the rock-star life

I know I'm an old fart and my music taste is still in the 80's but who's Brian Molko

he is/was the effeminate looking lead singer of Placebo

here he is looking drop dead georgeous smokinghttp://brianmolko.free.fr/pictures/brianinrock.jpg
and holding a whip
http://brianmolko.free.fr/pictures/brianwip.jpg

Hmm, not my type I'm afraid

ah yes, you want Jon Bon Jovi. I like 'rugged' men too, but brian is just soooooo...

*swoons*

The lead singer of Placebo's a MAN? Bugger. Now my record collection /does/ consist entirely of male vocalists...

are you being serious or sarcastic? I'm assuming sarcastic, but then I shouldn't just assume things

I thought he/she/it was a lass, having heard that feminine yet cigarette flavoured voice and seen only glimpses of the guy/lass on TV. I just, y'know, assumed...

I've fancied Jon Bon Jovi for 20 years

Oh, I'm glad someone else asked who he is.

He is quite delish...

Oh boy did he look sexy in a white US Naval uniform in U571

wait a minute who's delis, Jon Bon Jovi or Brian Molko?

JBJ

There's no accounting for taste...

Ah you're just jealouse because you don't fancy him

Indeed, sometimes I cry in fits of jealous rage that I am unable to find an againg hair rocker attractive.

so which aging rocker do you fancy, Cher, Debbie Harry, David Coverdale

Ooooh... JBJ is gorgeous!

To be fair, I lust after no celebrity. Just the kind of guy I am.

AH-HA!!! I knew it, it's David Coverdale