h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello there, Caine. I'm Fred. I found your page on here somehow.

Anyway I'm just here to say hi.

Hi.

alright Fred

how's it going

have fun on h2g2

Hi Caine.

It's going alright at the moment actually. Got home from work at 7 (which is a bit late, but there were delays on the tube) and I've sat around being bored ever since. I was beating my drum kit, until about half 9 when the neighbours complained. This is about the sixth or seventh compalint we've had, and we keep getting threatened that one more complaint and the council will remove the drum kit. But our neighbours get on with me really, so they've allowed me to make a bit of a racket.

Have fun on here? Well I've tried so far but it hasn't been the most interesting thing in the world really. Not half as much fun as I imagined it would be, but then again we do have lots of rules to stick to. And I find that rules always seem to make things more boring.

i know that all these rules are boring but there's a big thing going on that me and one of my mates is involved to do with the moderation of this site.

you play drums, i've got a couple of mates who play as well. Hope the council doesn't take it away

No the council won't. Well I hope not at least.

And I've heard a lot about this war from other people - Ming the first PoW - told me that you and EGB (who I'm guessing is also known as Marc) don't like the moderation and that you want freedom of speech and all that.

And now I'll return back to my drums because later my brother (who plays guitar) and his friend Bill (who plays bass) are going to have some jam session. And knowing them it'll be all Nirvana and Alice in Chains that they want to play, when what we really need is some Limp Bizkit and Slipknot.

You probably know nothing of these bands, so I'll be quiet now.

that's good to hear

the war seems to have been put on the backburner for the moment, so Ming's probably not going to be the first PoW

nirvana-good
alice in chains-never heard but supposed to be good
limp bizbit-an absolute joke if you ask me
slipknot-alright to a point
(does that answer your question)

On the backburner? I don't think that we would have won World War II if we just put it on the backburner! But that's good that Ming isn't going to be your first prisoner of war. She seems like a nice girl. I'm presuming she's a girl. She is a girl, isn't she?

And you have heard of these bands! But how can you call Limp Bizkit a joke? They're the biggest and best band in the world today!

well you can't really compare this to either world war can you.
yes, she is a girl, one of my friends has met her and assumes that she is (i had no doubts if you're listening Ming)

limp bizkit are a bunch of stupid white men trying to do rap AND rock at the same time and failing at both, that's why i think they're a joke

No I guess that you can't really compare this to either of the world wars or any other major war. Mainly because religion has played no part whatsoever in this war.

WEll I guess you have a fair point. You can't really rap AND rock too well, can you? But I wouldn't say that they're failing at both. Fred Durst can rap to a fair degree and the rest of the band can rock pretty well, I think that maybe if they had a bit more in there to pul it all together they could improve slightly. But they are still the greatest band in the world today.

religion had nothing to do with world war one though

durst can't rap and the band is only slighty better. they need to improve a hell of a lot to become even a half descent band, let alone the world's greatest as you call them

How can you deny that Limp Bizkit are the world's greatest? They've been doing everything right since day one. They keep their music fresh and interesting and even townies are starting to like them because they really are that good.

the reason the townies like them is because they have turned into POP

Limp Bizkit have not turned into pop. Oh no no no no. In no way, shape or form have Limp Bizkit turned into pop.

if they haven't turned into pop WHY DO THE TOWNIES LIKE THEM?