h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi Jack,

Remember posing for that gormless photo in the pub?

Just you wait...

(Don't worry - the one I've got of Ashley being gormless makes you look like Einstein...)

thanks hunny i suppose is was to much to hope you might post one of the more human looking ones....

i hope the one of you looking like lucifer goes up too then!!!

Jack

I've seen them and you have nothing to worry about, I on the other hand, well let's just say prepare to be very scared.

hey hunny!
so how are the photos?
been up to anything interesting?
i've got tonsilitis at the moment....i caught it from my sister?!?!

Jack

hey hunny!
so how are the photos?
been up to anything interesting?
i've got tonsilitis at the moment....i caught it from my sister?!?!

Jack

You caught it from your sister, hmmm interesting.

I had that when I was nine, but as they didn't know then what tonsils did, they ripped them out and so technically I couldn't get it anymore. But er this was me and I managed to catch it again on the little bit of tonsil they left behind

Chris seems to have taken a lot of photos of you and me together, you look gorgeous and I look gormless, but I assure you that's purely the amount of alcohol in my bloodstream as I normally only look stupid

Interesting things I've been up too, erm nope. Well I drank a lot of my friend's band rider at a gig they played last weekend, free booze is good booze, and they weren't bad either. But other than that and my secret underground life (I am of course talking about my the inordinate amount of time I spend on the tube, not my other life as a mole) not a lot I can think of.

Now get well, OKAY! And that's an order

Well i get tonsilitis on average four times a year and they still refuse to take mine out!!!!
the only fun bit of it is in the first week i get a high temperature and i suffer from cracking hallucinations.....really good fun!
do i sound convincing????I cant even swallow at the moment so im having to dribble.....how embarrassing!!!still it should start to die down soon....
Nice to know that we are on the same wavelength....free booze can only ever be good booze....and so it was written and such it shall be....
i really need to take a look at these photos!

Jack

Ahh well you see they've now discovered what tonsils do and don't want to remove them. What they do of course is make you ill and often, be hey that must useful for some reason

Hallucinations eh, see anything interesting? I hope they're all nice and not scary images.

Right I'll get on to Chris about those photos then *wanders down the stairs to the h2g2 office*

*returns from his travels to the lower floor*

Will you look at that he's not back from his holidays yet, lucky bloke

But I will pester him some more when he returns. In the meantime here's a hug now as I've said before get well

thanks babe..
well....six foot green squirrels was the last bout of tonsilitis hense the musedom.....all these large green squirrels were bringing me giant hazelnuts to make me feel better.....this time i just lay in bed and spent the day talking to olly......as you've probably guessed there was no-one there.....but i was sitting there chatting away...

are you going to the spring onion thing....lazer quest....or something like that?

ive got to go buy some coffee now....

J

Perhaps the squirrels weren't all that big, perhaps you had just shrunk and lost your full colour vision... or not. Of course too much coffee can bring on even stranger visions, like the need to stay awake monster

If I can grab a lift with Mark and Peta, I'll no doubt be at the Manchester meet. As for the lazer quest, when's that happening?

Time to get up, and have breakfast I think... the only joy of evening shifts lie ins Personally I prefer morning shifts.

By the way, what part of the world do you call home, sweetie?

Have fun, catch you later.

paris....

though technically im based in watford at the moment....I grew up in paris until i was eleven then bali for 5 months in indonesia then new zealand for 6 months....then various uk. addresses the latest of which is in the vicinity of watford,herts.

here are some fish for you...
....look after them....

Jack
....this one is called harry and he needs special attention...he is a magic fish...

oh b****r!!!!!!!!!!!

you see this is what happens when i start thinking in french....i forget that blue is spelt differently in english......

I get sometimes although in a different way, I hear Spanish more than English through out the day, and will quite happily listen to people talking in Spanish, and only afterward realise I don't actually understand a word they've just said, well apart from the swearwords Actually that's not the same thing at all is it, not even in a different way... hmmm

Well he is kinda cute I'll do my best not to spell him in french