h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi there and welcome to The Hitch Hikes Guide Radders... My name is Greebo T. Cat, and me is an Assistant Community Editior here at H2G2. If you need any help then ask away, me will try to help all me can.

Here is a handy link to a page me wrote for new researchers to the guide such as yourself, it has several links to parts of the guide that you might like to visit. So if you have the time, why not pop over to http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A517286

Me see's you wrote some stuff for children, were they seen on tv, or the theatre? It must be so exciting to see things that you have written acted out and look at the faces of people watching your work... ~grin~
Do you also write you own songs, would you sing me one... please... ~bigger grin~... you seem very artistically inclined... will be nice getting to know you...
Huggles,
Greebs... xx

Hi Greebo T. Cat, and thanks for the warm welcome! To answer your questions.... Yes, it's a great feeling to watch people enjoying something that you have written (even better when they laugh!). So far, my work has only been in the theatre, but who knows......
I have written a couple of songs and of course I'll sing you one... BUT...they're a bit rude, so you'd better get permission to listen....

Radders

RUDE!!!... ~Greebo blushes under the fur~... you mean they have bits in them about... ~Greebo whispers something very quietly... and then goes bright pink~

Yes, I'm afraid there are bits about... (censored for younger viewers and sensitive animals). Maybe I could write a clean wholesome song about Greebo T. Cat. But I'd have to know a little about him (or is it her?) first.

Radders

Hi again... sorry for the delay... ~sheepish grin~... but me was checking on something and me is happy to tell you that me is indeed a she... me would love a song written about me...

Some facts about Greebo...

Me is orange in colour... with cute black stripes... (Me is not ginger and never will be)
Me is rather gorgous to look at...
Me is cute...
Me is a grinny cat... and always grinning..
Me is slightly plump due to my diet and lack of exercise...
Me eats doughnuts by the dozen...
Me loves ice cold milk... in a glass with a straw...
Me has titanium tipped false claws... after a fellow researcher clipped my own real ones whilst me was unconsious...
Me has a habit of coughing up fur balls...
Me hates water...
Did me mention that me loves to eat doughnuts????
Me writes a 'Just For Fun' section the H2G2 Post every week...
Me likes sitting on researchers shoulders...
Me is very ladylike... er... catlike...
And me is very lovable...

Me can't think of anything else at the moment... but if you have any questions then please ask away... me can always ignore you of me not like them... ~snigger~

Huggles.. Greebs... xx

Thank you very much Greebo. I shall start work on a song for you very soon. Please be patient though, as I have lots and lots and lots of things going on around me at the moment - mostly nice things!
One question... have you ever got yourself in trouble with humans, other cats, mice or (I'm sorry to say this terrible word) dogs? If so, a brief description of what happened might help.
Oh, and by the way....... do you like doughnuts?

Big hug from Radders.

Hmmm... good questions Radders... oh.. before me forgets... are you a Harry Potter fan??? Just wondered... ~Grin~

Me can't think of a time that me has been in trouble with anyone or anything...~Greebo thinks back~.... Me once got stuck under a croquet hoop... and me has had conversations with Death... and me once got impersonated by a Lettuce Leaf from Outer Space... ~grin~

Dogs usually like me... once they learn whose boss... humans absolutely love me... cause me so cute and lovable... me even has my own Appreciation Society on H2G2 with about 85 members...

I guess humans worship me... ~grin~... and why not... is me not worth worshipping????

Hello Greebo,

Just a short note to say I haven't forgotten you (as if anybody could!). I did say it might take a while and it is...... but the song is on its way.
Hang on in there with your delicate paws!

Radders

~grin~... it never entered my mind that you would forget me... as you said... who could... ~grin~

~Greebo makes herself even more comfortable and patiently waits~