h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Haven't we rather drowned out Wallflowergirl?

*shaves head, puts on Yul Brynner mask, and mock Siamese clothing*(really?)

*claps hands imperiously to start up music*(does he?)

"Shall we dance?* pom pom pom

may I ?

peace.

Whoops, did I get carried away there for a minute?
BTW Tom, Wallflower girl and everybody else, could I take the opportunity to invite you over to >>>click over there>>> in my space where we're having a party?

Dare we admit to wallflowergirl that we tend to post to get numbers up at times?

Don't some of us rant on a bit?

Dare we admit that on occasion quantity is more urgent than quality?

Isn't quality all important?

peace.

Is wallflowergirl so new that she doesn't realise that h2g2 parties can be FUN FUN FUN ?

Isn't she going to enjoy finding out ???

Were you chastising me just then tom?
Or have I misunderstood again?

Can anyone join in?
And, more importantly, should I class myself as anyone?

Isn't it true that anyone may join and ask questions? And is there a reason you /shouldn't/ get classed as anyone?

peace.

Could anyone with any sense bear not to join in?
And if you're anyone, doesn't that mean you're also someone?

I may be no one, don't you think?

doesn't it stand to reason that wallflowergirls get drowned out?
is this a race to put up as many posts as possible?
would you believe i'm terrified of parties?
would you believe i haven't had fun, fun, fun since my daddy took my t-bird away?

wfg

twiggyleaf, can we be no one together? or does that defeat the purpose? is anyone else thinking of a poem by emily dickinson? do you know which one i mean? are you thinking "i'm nobody, who are you?/ are you nobody too?"

wfg

Can I welcome wall flower girl and twiggy leaf, and offer mufflewhumps to both? Isn't it true that for a while we were driven by the number of posts, but that we agreed to go back to quality not quantity? Isn't it also true that we would never expect anyone to read all the backlog, or indeed any?

Isn't a good thing we did because it was like 1000p a week?
Wasnt't that just mad?
Shouldn't I also welcome and/or say hello to all the somebody's, anybodys, nobodys and could of been contenders?
Should I also say to Pandora that the captian is always goes down with the ship?
Isn't the reason for that found in a joke that someone or another once told?
Wasn't the joke told that this person used to be in the army and during one war or another lost his rifle and the army made him pay 98 dollars to replace it and that is why the captain goes down with the ship?
Who would like that taken out of his pay?

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Didn't Tac's daily rants make up a large part of the craziness?

wasn't I a good boy when I complied with the no after posting goals by stoping my rants pretty much?
Will I just mabye go on a rant one of these days if I find a topic I wish to rant about ?

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Would that not be fine, as long as you're not just trying to boost numbers?

When will I find a topic to rant about again?
Will I wait for a while longer while I think about it?

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Now that I think about it, hasn't it been a long time sense I was on the most posting list?

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