h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

What time will it arrive <?>

Or has it been held up by train delay's <?>

How many questions is that <?>

Do you mean, how many have we got or how many do we need?

Are you playing Twenty Questions with yourself<?>

How can you play 20 questions If you can't count that high <?>

Shouldn't we all play 30,000 questions <?>

Should I get up soon and finish hoovering <?>

is envy contentment and sufficient champaign things we cannot attain <?>

Shouldn't that be, "ARE envy contentment and sufficient champagne things we cannot attain?" ?

Ssssnnnwhuffl?

WHAT! <?>

Should I appologize for my misquotation of a quote I can't remember properly or even who/where it was from <?>

Actually, is that a quote <?>
And, if so, any idea where it was from <?>

Did you know I finished the hoovering now <?>

Does that mean I should* begin mopping the floor's soon <?>

Won't it be nice when I have the floor clean enough downstairs so I can put the new door mat i bought yesterday down on the floor, in front of the door, which on its external surface is fitted with teh new wireless doorbell I also purchased yesterday <?>

Where is my string winder <?>

Where is my string winder <?>

You still haven't found it?