h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi there, I'm fabbers, patron saint of dodgy kids TV programs, welcome to h2g2!

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Enjoy, fabbers

In answer i think you'll need to start a new bar tab, but at least you've got your Towel as identification.

I'll even get the first one in, here you go

fabbers