h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

"Should you ever be abducted by aliens while wearing Location Earth Dog Tags and not returned safely to Earth you will be entitled to a full refund of the purchase price"

http://www.earthbounddog.com/


"Several of our dogologists have placed microphones on Dog Island. Listen to the soothing sounds of Dog Island."

http://www.thedogisland.com/index.html


"During the Communion service the elements will be blessed and you will eat and drink them. You may light a candle nearby to represent the light of Christ. Background music is included with the service of Holy Communion. Turn your speaker volume to a medium level. You may take Holy Communion as often as you wish. The service is changed periodically.
Click here to begin the service of Holy Communion...."

http://www.alphachurch.org/holycomm.htm

Thanks Tal