h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Couple of Jehovah's Witlesses squelched through the long, soggy grass to tap meekly at my door this morning.

"May I help you?", says I, the ever-polite atheist, restraining the rottweilers.

"Good morning. Would you like to know about Noah's ark?"

I paused just a little, because such moments are rare, and are to be savoured as a fine vintage.

"Oh, now really. It's not raining that hard! No thanks. Take your myth and go!"

*restraining the rottweilers*

Why?

Your rottweilers are named Richard and Christopher, aren't they?



Did you see this?

'The report, commissioned for the Church of England and to be published on Monday, accuses the Government of discriminating against the Christian Churches in favour of other faiths, including Islam. It calls for the appointment of a “Minister for Religion”, who would act as the Prime Minister’s personal “faith envoy” and who would recognise the contribution of faith communities to Britain across every government department.'

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article4083979.ece


or this?

'Hanuman, the popular god known for his strength and valor, has been named official chairman of the recently opened Sardar Bhagat Singh College of Technology and Management in northern India, a school official said Saturday.

The position comes with an incense-filled office, a desk and a laptop computer. Four chairs will be placed facing the empty seat reserved for the chairman and all visitors must enter the office barefoot, said Vivek Kangdi, the school's vice chairman.'

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,364281,00.html

for the 'I just thank God for saving me from Himself' file:

'"We're just kind of at God's mercy right now, so hopefully people that never prayed before this, it might be a good time to start," Linn County Sheriff Don Zeller said.'

and


'"I believe that this is God's way of doing things, and I've got insurance, so I'm not worried about it," said Tim Grimm, who was forced to leave his home in the city's Czech Village area.'

http://www.cbc.ca/world/story/2008/06/13/iowa-flood.html

It's such asinine statements from the religiotards that makes me thank God I'm atheist.

I should have labled that the 'I just thank God for saving me from Himself by inspiring me to buy insurance' file.