h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Greetings Shaitan ,

I noticed (while researching them) that you also have been contacted by the commies from outer space...
Obviously I promised support to their musical rebels and rebellious musicians, until I see fit to rebel against them, that is...
You could say this is my first rebellion, but I have to warn you (vampires being some kind of rebels too) that they don't really like vampires (it's obvious when you read their pages), so beware and don't trust them...

I thank you for your wise advice Doctor, but do not be concerned. I can count the people
I trust on the fingers of one hand (thumb not included) Your life will be spared from my
thirst. What's not to like about me? I may be a blood-sucking Demon, but that doesn't
mean that I'm not a nice guy.

btw, mosquitos don't like my blood (never any bites), so maybe it's too strong even for vampires...