h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm counting on the fact that you've all seen "Life of Brian," but if you haven't, it has nothing to do with the subject.

Hi. Um, I'm just going to tell you straight-fowardly (I'm trying to make that a word, bear with me please) the I am a Wiccan/Pagan/maybe a little Discordian (hA!)/ doo dah thingy. In other words, I do not believe in this "God" person. *ducks as a million pies are thrown at her head*

I respect everybody's religion because if I didn't I'd be flatly contradicting myself, which is a federal offense in la-la-land, I'm quite sure. Other than this fact, it is my belief that if you're some kid outside of a forest building in Portland, Oregon, trying to make sure Tre Arrow doesn't fall right off the side, and you're fighting for equal rights, the rights have to be EQUAL. Even if you hate Christianity. I know, this is hard to grasp! But it is possible. Believe me. So, I will not pick fights with you unless you devoutly state that you hate me because I'm a Pagan (but I will poke a little fun at you, hehehe). La la... where was I? Oh yeah.

The U.S. is extremely CHRISTIAN-based. This pisses me off, but hey, what can you do? Well, a lot, but... Revolution, 12-year-old style. I'm trying not to grow up! Please don't make me! Wait a sec...

I lost my drift. My Mom is about to come into the room and discover I'm not her little judeo-christianic-angel--

--aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! THEY'RE ADVERTISING TMBG THROUGH MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE! HOW DARE THEY! I MUST KILL THE TV! TMBG IS GOING TO DIE WITH THIS CORPORATE BRANDING! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Cows with Guns! and have a good night. Listen to more They Might Be Giants and eat more Cake!


LIFE IS UNFAIR!

and so is corpoate america. i'm very angry! john and john and dan and hal, taken by boss of me! a 30 second blip!

K I'll shut up now. See you later, I have to sleep!