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22:12:2000
The ghost of Christmas Past Started conversation Dec 22, 2000
I have materialized in h2g2.
I have left messages.
I wonder how many tortured souls
will come here to tell me their
sins!
Absolution.
A wonderful thing.
But I am not God.
I cannot forgive you.
You can only forgive yourself. 
22:12:2000
Munchkin Posted Dec 22, 2000
I'm not about to ask absolution from a bad bit of cheese that is giving me nightmares now am I. Honestly!
22:12:2000
Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Dec 22, 2000
Mmmmmmm!
This is a reasonably familiar format! Who do we have here?
*smaps shut another padlock onto the chains*
22:12:2000
The ghost of Christmas Past Posted Dec 22, 2000
The chains do not hold me...
The chains are just a sound effect to warn you!
22:12:2000
Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Dec 22, 2000
What, a bit like a car horn?
*snaps another padlock onto the chains*
22:12:2000
Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Dec 22, 2000
*thinks*
Errrmmmmmmmm?
No I don't think so.....
22:12:2000
Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Dec 23, 2000
Anything to confess Mina?
22:12:2000
I'm not really here Posted Dec 24, 2000
Confess? That word implies I have something to tell that I'm ashamed of. Never!! 
22:12:2000
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 24, 2000
Anything you'd just like to talk about then?
22:12:2000
I'm not really here Posted Jan 6, 2001
I haven't got anything to talk about. Well, I have, but not on a family site. 
22:12:2000
Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Jan 6, 2001
You have family here as well mina!!
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- 1: The ghost of Christmas Past (Dec 22, 2000)
- 2: Munchkin (Dec 22, 2000)
- 3: The ghost of Christmas Past (Dec 22, 2000)
- 4: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Dec 22, 2000)
- 5: The ghost of Christmas Past (Dec 22, 2000)
- 6: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Dec 22, 2000)
- 7: The ghost of Christmas Past (Dec 22, 2000)
- 8: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Dec 22, 2000)
- 9: I'm not really here (Dec 23, 2000)
- 10: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Dec 23, 2000)
- 11: I'm not really here (Dec 24, 2000)
- 12: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Dec 24, 2000)
- 13: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor (Jan 6, 2001)
- 14: I'm not really here (Jan 6, 2001)
- 15: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Jan 6, 2001)
- 16: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor (Jan 6, 2001)
- 17: I'm not really here (Jan 6, 2001)
- 18: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor (Jan 6, 2001)
- 19: I'm not really here (Jan 6, 2001)
- 20: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor (Jan 6, 2001)
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