h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

My incredulity is without compare and I owe it all to a corkscrew hair. My name is Ocellus and I've just signed on to this site. I'm am agnostic and an advocate of what is called the golden rectangle, an ancient Greek mathematical explanation of everything from the electron of an atom to our genetic code from our own Earth to the Galaxy and the Universes beyond. I was raised "Jehovah's Witness" but it never seemed to stick, something about the whole entire of space being "created" in vain. Anyway I'm 18 and currently living in Las Vegas (i.e., Lost Wages). I am mainly of English-Irish decent. Surnames like Lowe, Sample, Clark, Roe and Byrd are none the uncommon in my family. I also have Comanche, Cherokee and African American in my ancestry. My favorite authors are Michael Crichton, John Grisham and of course Douglas Adams.I hope you are able to read my "Introduction" and my guide entry "Human Prejudice."