h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

So tell me, I'm intrigued to know
Why is your name; I'd like to grow
And learn some things I never knew
Why is your name, how is it you?


(Greetings from threeoftwo,
Who likes to find fun things to do
Who likes to spend a little time
Trying hard to make things rhyme)

the only reason
i picked this name
is because it's from
Monty Python fame

The Dirty Vicar
was in one of there sketches
and it's fun to watch
how the meaning stretches

i'm really no minister
or man of the cloth
i dont have religion
there robes- they have moths

I do have much faith though
in Jesus who died
but the pope and the cardinals
have continually lied

So tell me of your name
My dear threeoftwo
Are you Miss or are you Mister
How many are you?

She is One, on the outside
And many, in her head
(Complications do arise
when One+One go to bed)
One may be the balance
Of what all three may say
One must take a census
If One lives another day.
One may look so simple
But she's intricate inside
One is full of laughter
'Cos the Two that hide inside,
Will extinguish all the demons
That hide inside One's head
Make sure that One dreams sweet dreams
When One lies the night in bed.