h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hard going today. I'm not sure exactly how I got here, or why, but I do know one thing. I have no idea how to navigate this immense sea of uselessness. It sure is a larf, however, even if no-one does respond to my wonderful comments. Oh well. If you're reading this, you're violating my personal space. Have fun.

Hi - you will be surprised, how may people read your page over a period of time.

I see you have already been posting in a few places.

Have fun and if you need any help getting around the 'useless site' then click on reply - If you dont then click on reply anyway.

I just hang around here and have a till you get back.
Actually - I'll be back on site, sometime over the weekend

catcha around
vegiman

Well, you gave the order to send you a write. so I think I shall.
I didn't mean to malign your completely trivial site in any way. I assume you're one of the creators. I just said it's useless. I think everything anything does is useless. so don't feel too bad. Yeah, I've been trying to converse, I've been looking at some of those thingamajiggies with the online bars, or whatever they may be. What are they, exactly? chat rooms? forums? eh? hey, man, my registry to this free site doesn't come cheap. you owe me BIG for allowing me to use this without charging me.

I have been around this ite almost from day one and I am not its creator. I have created a few sites within it though.

You're just a little who loves to wind people up to get a response. Now be an and enjoy this massive site.

The who is on line shows who is on line at the same time as you - so they are floating aaround the site somewhere. A lists of other newcomers like yourself can be found at http://www.h2g2.com/NewUsers

The h2g2 Post can be found at http://www.h2g2.com/thepost
pop over and have a useless read and join in if you like.

There are several bars around to have a silly natter to people around the world. Just put bar in the search box.

Anything else you would like to know - just ask away



vegiman

Bugada, you seem to be needing some TLC (tender love and care), the universe is a GOOD place to be, you might as well make the best of your time here. Cause, there´s no other place to go! Even if you find all peoples behaviour useless (does that include your actions as well?), well, play the game and enjoy it. Or don´t, but remember that there is only one being creating your life: you. But I sense you have already acknowledged this as your name defines you as almighty.

AUM NAMAH SHIVAYA.

Cheshirecatgeisha

Why do you keep hustling me? I'm already here! well, you came pretty close with that angel devil thing, except being an angel usually isn't as funny. Sorry there.

Geisha, friend, I gotta tell you something. I find every action by every human being completely useless. It's true. I'm not crazy, though, this is easy. It's surprisingly liberating. You should try it. Unless you're one of those people that wants to believe there isa purpose. I'm almighty because I am almighty. My actions will have repercussions that will reflect on the actions of others, and create a chain. Not that it's important.

Na - Nothing is important to others who dont care about anything but themselves - Lets face it I am the most important person on this planet cos if I didn't exist then as far as I am concerned, nothing exists. As I dont exist in the minds of others then who am I to argue, I'm not here, I'm off with the 's

BTW if you want to know how to make the cute little smileys then try clicking on them twice and all will be revealed. Then see things as I do, withtinted glasses.
veg

nonono. NO! I think nothing matters including me. Not nothing matters except me.
Get it straight plant man,

Sorry - I have got to be more important than you or how else will I survive in this big world of other self imporant people

BTW Plantman suggests I could be a when I am just an old smelly cabbage

catcha soon
vegiman

Well we have established who is and who is not important

What do you think of this site?

I have been around from almost day one and I am still here. Perhaps its because I like to be around the clinically insane

catcha soon
vegiman