h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

so........................ who likes christmas??? WHATS GOING ON???


~plurrreturned

Aaargh! Hello, BIGHUGBIGHUGBIGGERHUG!!!!
I couldn't get back in as myself so I had to masquerade as, er...myself, for a bit..now there are two of me, D'oh!
How are you, what you been up to, TELL ME EVERYTHING!!!

GARRR!!! TONS has happened in the past couple of months... ok lemme see... i got my hair braided, ive been partying quite a bit, i got searched by the cops once, i was stalked by a wolf and had to call the cops twice while i was shroomin, im goin home for break on friday, i broke my fear of the visual arts, ive met a bunch of people who lived here last year and im befriending them, my comp is still broken, my roommates cd-burner is broken still and again, lots of creative thinking, ive been writing a lot, i finished wizards first rule (a book that collin had me reading), ive lost a friend i had in hs because of something he did, and i finally bought black lightbulbs so i can paint the room with laundry detergent. theres much more but i cant remember any more of it right now. but whats going on with you??????


~plurrrreply

Stalked by a wolf!! Whaaa???
Ho-hum, let me see...I got a (wait for it, drum roll please) boyfriend!! But he's being a bit off with me cos he found out I got verrrry drunk on my birthday last week and snogged someone in the nightclub, oops...can't remember ANY of it, does it still count? Plus I stage-dived and everyone dropped me and I cracked a bone in my ankle, ooops again...can't remember any of that, either..
My driving test is in TWO WEEKS!!! Aaargh!! If I fail I'll be a laughing stock...Got to get up for work in, like, four hours, can't sleep, need a soporific....BIGHUGBIGHUGAGAIN

the wolf is a long complicated story, but lets just say i ate some bad "food" and i was having "unexplicable visions" and it was really just a hungry stray dog. SCORE!!!! CONGRATS ON THE GUY!!!!! i am still partnerless, but i have a hunch that a few girls have crushes on me at school... who knows whatll happen with them, and then theres always the summer with becca. btw, snogged?!?!?!?1 wtf does that mean?!?!?! OH GEEZ!!!! GET WELL!!!! one of my friends sprained her ankle falling out of a chair, really slowly, at work.... where all she has to do basicly is sit at the desk. shes on crutches. but wtg on the stage diving... if youre gonna break an ankle, thats the way to do it. was it a good band/song??? gl with your test, im sure youll do great!...... soporific!??!?!?!?! RIGHT!!! i home for spring break this week, and none of my friends are here so im having a very low-key break.... lots of sleeping and relaxing, and figuring out how im going to see my best buds. also lots of music making. id forgotten how much i absolutely LOVE being nia house with instruments EVERYWHERE!!! my guitar, + 4 amps, my drumset, and 2 of my dads basses in the basement, and then the upright bass upstairs in the dining room, right next to the comp ::runs over to play:: and the kitchen ::runs over to check fridge::. i must go now... feeling an inspirative urge. i will write more later.


~plurrrrequimforadream

Snogging...Kissing!!! (usually with tongues!)
The band was great, but I can't remember a single damn thing they played...They must have been good, cos apparently that's why I stage dived! (Local covers band at club) Anyway, the ankle's much better, couldn't squeeze any more time off work but not for lack of trying...Have a GREAT hol, sleeping and relaxing sound good to me, also lots of over-indulging, partying, and stage-diving...I saw a big dog late one night that I thought was an alien...I was convinced we were being invaded, turns out it was an alsation...must dash, I'm a sad git and I work too, too many shifts, good luck with the girlies

ahhhh, thats what i figured. now is snogging a word you made up, or is this the whole american/english variation??? ah well. hey! at least you got some time off that you wanted. remember how you were asking me for some of my injuries so you could take time off???? well.... HAPPY FROICKIN' BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!! I BROKE YOUR ANKLE!!!!!!!!! lol. ROFL.... and people thought *I* was crazy for hallucinating a wolf. oh, i left out one of the funnier parts of this whole story. "so, would you say this hungry wolfdog was stalking you?" "yes i would, officer" "alright then, we'll keep a lookout for it". i got a call from my high school today asking me to run the sound system for a concert... so now ive got somethin to do during my break, in between all the relaxing and sleeping, and lounging, and over-indulgence. why thankee, ill talk to you much mroe later... busy now. chow


~plurrrreturningtothebasementowatchlotsofmovies

GAH, I can't believe it! I asked you for you're broken ankle, didn't I!! Spooky, I'm now convinced of you're cross-seas pyschic powers! Snogging, it's a word much-used by the Brits, it did my head in that you didn't know what it meant!!
Stay well away from the hungry wolf-dog...
driving test count-down stands at four days...
More later.

it seems everyone is convinced of my psychic powers, and my knowin of higher truths, etc etc. i like that phrase... it did my head in... but yeah, i didnt know it. i moved from new england to the south in this country, and adapting to their dialect there was difficult, but now im used to it,, so i sometimes have trouble giving examples to people cause they dont stand out in my mind anymore. im 1000 miles from the wolfdog until sunday. GLGLGLGLGLGLGL!!!!


~plurrrremaingatfriendsdormforthenight

sooooooooo..... how was the driving test????????



~plurrrhasothernewstoobutwillnotsharetillater

*used to be threeoftwo til she forgot her password*
Failed!!! Oh, and miserably as well!!! Hit a wing mirror, oops!!
Never mind, if at first you don't suckseed, and all that....shareshareshare what other news???

gaw! i hope you remember... you can have mine if you cant find yours... its C-H-O-C.... heeyyy.... wait a minute.... ok... -O-L-A-T-E... ENJOY! GAWWW!!!!!!! IM SORRY!!! i wouldve given you some pointers, but you wouldve ended up on the wrong side of the road... driving in miles per hour... in the passenger seat. SMILE! welp, id share other news but i forgot what it was... the only thing i can thing of that i could tell you is that.... i cant tell you here... too many prying eyes. but email me, and i can tell you, AND i can send you pics, hehehe ... [email protected] NARF! goin to a show tonight hopefully... PLUS i think this girl wants to jump my bones, cause shes always all over me... PLUS, i found a different girls wallet and keys, and i returned them to her... and today when i saw her and she said "hey, youre gonna hafta let me take you out to lunch some day".... SCORE!!! ::gettin groove on:: i gtg find $5 so i can pay the cover. TROZZZ!!!!


~plurrrockinallnightlong

Hey, I drove on the wrong side of the road anyway...heheheheh justkidding...maybe I should come and take my test over there...I've vowed and promised never ever to consume alcohol or any other mood-altering substance ever again(til next time) since the STATE I got myself into this weekend...shudder...good job I've got nice friends to look after me...Hey you must be on a roll! ('jump you're bones' whaaa...OH!! I see. Weeeelll, good luck!!)
stupidgirl, offtoparty but stayingsober...

lol... its not a bad policy to uphold, you could even be designated driver, except for the not doin so well on the test... and friday is a holiday, being april 20th and all... hehehe. since i wrote last time, another girl has been like "so when are we gettin married, now that our affair is out in the open" and "geez bri, youre so smart, you make me dumb whenever im around you" and "weve already planned to visit you next year, and theres nothin you can do about it"... but she might be saying that to deterr (2 r's?) this other guy who has a crush on her. and when i hang out with a different friend of mine, we act like weve been friends for years... and i just found out the other shes posed nude for pics, if she did porn itd be strictly with girls (so she wouldnt get bored with guys), has meaningless sex all the time, and has her nipples pierced, and she complimented me on my ability to evaluate girls on the whole. so...... i dunno what the deal is with her, cause weve already told each other about people were headlong crushed on... its an odd scenario... and somehow i end up with all the girls. MADNESS!!!!!! if youre good with puns and plays on words (even though all plays are on words... ::buh-dum ching: the thing i cant mention here thats big news is a product i developed named MOONtan sunSHINE... and it should be ready this weekend!!!


~plurrrcaptainshiner

your life is just insane...sounds like you're about to make it a little more 'shiney, too...good luck, mate!

yes it is... and yesterday was an act of excess, but fun nonetheless... RHYME ALERT!!!! RHYME ALERT!!! today ive got a friend turning 21, so were partying a bit with her tonight... plus i didnt get to see her circle of friends for yesterday, and the ferment is going very well, but it might take a little longer than i liked, but if i stay patient, the end result will be a lot better, which makes everyone happy. but heres the catch... id like to run it asap so i can see if/where i messed up in the recipe, but if i didnt mess up, it makes bad product... and if i wait longer so its cleaner, then itll be better in the end, especially if i didnt mess up, but it gives me less time to make big batches before i leave. it smells great, and it makes the room smell like a bakery, lol.


~plurrreturningtobedpossiblyyy

Patience! (It's a virtue, you know!)

"anonymity is a virtue, in this day and age" ~ primus


~plurrradiohead

that too...****offtopub**** so much for my vow of sobriety!

GAH!!! that didnt last too long... one of my friends just turned 21 saturday, and i didnt get to hang out with her cause she was too busy out at multiple bars and other peoples hosues other than hers... so instead... I WORKED FOR 5 HOURS!!!! JOY!!!!! and i worked 8 last night. in the end ill have a bunch of money... but the only reason im working so much is cause people are getting sick (including me) and this one undesirable at work who everyone hates decided she was dropping out of school a week earlier than she told everyone... stole a bunch of stuff from people who she thought were friends, left to go marry her boyfriend and move out of her house before her 18th birthday, AND she told her boss she was leaving before she was supposed to work an 8 hour shift. shes headin for disaster... she cant managed a simple little job at school, cant stand to wait 3 weeks to finish the semester, shes engaged at 17 and has broken up with this dude about a half dozen times, bought a car for $300 which died on her 45 minutes after, bought another car which is falling apart.... and before she left, she asked everyone to throw her a surprise going away party. i hate to sound old, but the nerve of her... its ridiculous... she hasnt been anything but a mooch, a pest, and a deaf pair of ears for all of our advice. i told her straight up when i first heard her ask people about the party "i deserve a going away party just as much as you... im moving back home 1000 miles away.... youre 45 minutes... so if anyones throwing a party itll be for me, and *I* dont even anticipate a party".... and her response was "so why doesnt everyone throw a party for the both of us?" ... ive wanted nothing to do with this girl from the first time i saw her. but anyways... enough venting.... im just mad i had to work last night.


~plurrrrelievedthatthewickedwitchisgone