h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You're back on Earth? May I ask where you've been? Who knows, maybe we've met somewhere...

But anyway, welcome to the Guide!!

I hope you'll enjoy it here as much as I - and everyone else - does... Don't hesitate to jump into conversations, h2g2 isn't really a place where people get upset when other people join their threads... And if you have any questions or problems, feel free to ask - I'm happy to help...

I thank you for your gracious welcome.
I have been to the back of beyond and this has left me a little behind.

I sought spiritual fulfilment but was shocked by the price of whiskey.
I have returned, for it is said on many worlds and in many tongues.
"you can be sure of Spar".

Well at least they are local and their prices are affordable.

I did happen upon a wise man of great age and wisdom who took me aside and ventured this advice "dishcorth batre mostre" but I could'nt make head nor tail of it myself. So I thought sod it, might as well go home.

Spar? May I ask where you're from??