h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Nice to know other people have had similar experiences...
"Hi I'm Jessi Q and I'm suffering BabbleFish withdrawal symtoms..."
Hello Jessi Q", I hear the support group say, "Nice to meet you I'm..." - You get the idea?
Jessi

"Hello, I'm Inkwash, and I also am confused because of the babblefish..."
(Folds up back onto the chair)

"It's OK Inkwash we're her to help you develop your writing skills..."
*takes notes while looking at you suspiciously*
"...Is there anything you want to get off your chest???"
Please continue role play
Jessi

"Well..." he begins...
"What's the difference between the Babble and the Babel?"

"One is a bit backward...It'll only get you confused, that's the one that led you and me here..."
*Looks sharply around the room to see if the is there*
"...The other one, will guide you in the right direction, I think he's the most intelligent as he can translate languages..."
Jessi

"Good, that's what I thought"
(Jumps for joy as he is cured!)

" Now is there anything else that's troubling you?"
Jessi

I think I'm fine now, thankyou.
What about you?

OK.I'm glad I could help!
Jessi