h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Greetings,
Well I should be doing homework I am sure but I left all my books and papers at Ian's which means you get another installment of E-mailsptional Fun! Wee!
I have lots to talk about, none of which involves politics. Wee! Which I tire of talking about very easily. All I have to say is this, Anyone who wants to be President has something fundamentally wrong with them and should not be allowed to be so. Moving on...

Today In History:
1793 the Louvre art gallery in Paris was opened to the public.

Educational Time: The Mona Lisa is in the Louvre. When you see the Mona Lisa it goes a lot like this:
Internal dialog (Unless you talk out loud to yourself a lot)
"La la la, more breast, la la la, more naked children, la la la, more flying naked children, la la la, more fighting naked men, la la la, more breast, la la la, oh look Jesus AGAIN, la la la, oh what is this then? What is everyone crowding around? Why is everyone taking pictures, where it says please don't take pictures, and it will not come out anyway because they are taking flash pictures of something in thick glass? What are they looking at? Oh it's a little version of the Mona Lisa, where is the big one? That is too tiny and really boring to be THE Mona Lisa. She looks like a guy. Well no one is looking I think I'll touch this, famous Renaissance painting call 'Bambini che volano nudi con mammella che lotta su contro Gesù' (the direct translation being "Children that fly naked with breast that fights above against Jesus"). HA! I touched it! No one saw, ha ha. I touched something really old and expensive. Cool this goes right up there with being bitten by the raven at the Tower of London." You would think something like that, if you saw the Mona Lisa.

Rebecca's Profound Wisdom:
Now if you have ever been around me in the evening you know that past a certain point my diction and grammar fly out the window, and I usually start making up words when I get sleepy. Grammar is not my master, but I know the third grade basics. (I can remember now sitting on Mrs. Folies dirty classroom rug and finally grasping the concept of nouns, verbs, and such, because I finally learned the skill of actually listening to what the teacher was saying.) ANYWAYS, this was funny, We were sitting at the dinner table and Rebecca was saying her usual "Me and Ali", now I am not a big stickler about the whole it should be "Ali and I" because everyone forgets that rule now and then and I hated it when people would correct me on it, though I did finally grasp the concept anyways, Rebecca has trouble saying anything grammatically right and here finally is the funny part; She says to Ali "Oh that is the funnest part..." and Ali (Third grader) corrects her and says "You mean the most fun part. You know you do not talk very well." and then she went on and sited countless times in which Rebecca's grammar was not up to par. It was funny.

Brain Splatter Answer:
Congratulations Chris Jaynes, Stephan Lindsay, and Megan Houge for correctly answering my question. Your prizes are, Chris you get a kiss from Stephan, Stephan you get a shiny quarter from Megan to feed your goat, and Megan you get an honorable mention in Chris's book "I have a dark green monkey head".