h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

So this is where I am supposed to write about what I am doing at the current moment. Ya know...I don't really think that is possible. Because if I were to write exactly what I am doing at this particular moment in time then by the time I finally finished 100's of other things would have already happened. For instance...I could say that 'I am currently writing the word poop'. But...as soon as I finished writing the word poop several other things happened that I was not able to write about. For instance...right after I wrote the word poop I immediately follwed by typing '. but since I was currently typing those symbols there was no way that I could have actually wrote about writing them. Do you understand how impossible this journal thing is? Simply mind boggling...I need a drink...