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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Started conversation Apr 6, 2001
Do not enter here! THIS MEANS YOU!!!
The following journal contains secret information!!!
Go back before it's too late!!!
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Apr 6, 2001
Oh, fine, well if you MUST enter here, you'd better join the secret club then. The secret club is very secret (people get scared off by the initial journal entry, see? Tricky, isn't it? So if you're here, you must be incredibly brave!!! 
) and the only way to identify us is by the silver in our lapels!
When I get members, we'll have missions and stuff or something.
Yes, I know, really COOL clubs have a mapped out purpose. Sorry, I'm not 
However, if you still want to be in the secret (as yet unnamed) club. Please leave your name, take a number, and a for your lapel (If you don't have a lapel, just wear it somewhere else 
)
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Bob Gone for good read the jornal Posted Apr 7, 2001
Can I stick my on my for head??? 
U140459
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cloughie(Patron Saint of Flying Pigs)stop by my barbecue! A520318 Posted Apr 7, 2001
I'm putting mine on my ******. 
*that would be my tongue*
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Apr 7, 2001
You had me worried there! Yep, anywhere the moderators wouldn't moderate is fine with me
Sssh!!!
Ottox Posted Apr 8, 2001
* thinks that Bob and cloughie should know that Ottox *has* joined the club, even though it's a secret! *
Sssh!!!
Sssh!!!
Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Apr 8, 2001
Yes, Ottox was my first member. He was so secret, I was the only one who knew
*cue spooky music*
Sssh!!!
Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Apr 9, 2001
ha! not even mysterious and scary notices of prohibiton will deter the world famous Uncle Heavy (no autographs)
I dont know where I shall stick the lapel badge. or even how to do it. how about i have plastic surgery to replace my face with it?
Sssh!!!
Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Apr 10, 2001
Sure; that works for me!
UH, you're SO brave! Can I have an autograph?
Sssh!!!
Jeremy (trying to find his way back to dinner) Posted Apr 10, 2001
I do hereby declare that I'm lying if I say that I'm not one of those persons who have decided not to abstain from a secret club membership.
The aforementioned is a lie, as everything that I said in this post
Jeremy
Sssh!!!
Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Apr 10, 2001
Ow; all those negatives! My brain just looks at them and informs me that it will have no part in deciphering that! 
Uh, is the bit where you say that the above is a lie, also a lie?
The seem to indicate your membership though
Every secret club should have your GA in it!
Sssh!!!
Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Apr 10, 2001
*serves 
and 
now Jeremy's here!*
Sssh!!!
Jeremy (trying to find his way back to dinner) Posted Apr 10, 2001
When I say that everything that I say is a lie, I'm lying, as a matter of fact. You don't have to believe it, it's just ... a lie
Sssh!!!
Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Apr 10, 2001
That's it. the operation is complete. now i look like one of those skull things.
Sssh!!!
Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Apr 10, 2001
Very impressive!
*gets some 
for herself if we're all drinking* -- vaguely wondering how many fora she is currently getting drunk in. Hmmmmmmm.
Sssh!!!
Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Apr 10, 2001
But where's my autograph?
Sssh!!!
Ottox Posted Apr 11, 2001
Want to know a secret? I'm only pretending to post this, actually I'm not here at all!
... REAL !
Sssh!!!
Bob Gone for good read the jornal Posted Apr 11, 2001
Hesa brave Ime in the suisde squad
and wasnt I good enough for guinness or somthin
have we got a name yet??
or a pupose anyone will do
Sssh!!!
Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Apr 11, 2001
Bob, you can have TWO guinesses!
Jeremy is my G.A, you see. As such he gets the extra special GA treatment.
And uh... Um... a name, right. Hm....
A purpose... To be really really secret? To secretly not be here? To find out Ottox's new official title?
Oh dear, I'm not good at this secret club thing, am I? 
Sssh!!!
Bob Gone for good read the jornal Posted Apr 11, 2001
it getts better as you go along..trust me I have run enough in my time (hay its the only way I could get some of my kids to work ok..god now I am going to have to explane whay I mean by my kids arnt I )
if you need any thing blowing up let me know..but untill then can I fall asleepin the corner??
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- 1: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (Apr 6, 2001)
- 2: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (Apr 6, 2001)
- 3: Bob Gone for good read the jornal (Apr 7, 2001)
- 4: cloughie(Patron Saint of Flying Pigs)stop by my barbecue! A520318 (Apr 7, 2001)
- 5: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (Apr 7, 2001)
- 6: Ottox (Apr 8, 2001)
- 7: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (Apr 8, 2001)
- 8: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Apr 9, 2001)
- 9: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (Apr 10, 2001)
- 10: Jeremy (trying to find his way back to dinner) (Apr 10, 2001)
- 11: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (Apr 10, 2001)
- 12: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (Apr 10, 2001)
- 13: Jeremy (trying to find his way back to dinner) (Apr 10, 2001)
- 14: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Apr 10, 2001)
- 15: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (Apr 10, 2001)
- 16: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (Apr 10, 2001)
- 17: Ottox (Apr 11, 2001)
- 18: Bob Gone for good read the jornal (Apr 11, 2001)
- 19: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (Apr 11, 2001)
- 20: Bob Gone for good read the jornal (Apr 11, 2001)
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