h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I see through your defence. I just want to say that here at the Guide, noone will ever sign petitions to get you to move. Any fundraising will be to put vodka in the fish when you have a birthday. (So go sign up at the birthday-place!)
Oh, and welcome. I'm JAR, a friendly neighbour. I would have dropped off a lot of links for your enjoyment, but I'm afraid my computer is acting up and I can't find any of the adressess... Sooner or later some ACE (Assistant Communityt Editor) or Angel or something will come along and say "Hi!". They will be better at postin links.

If you click on my name, you'll come to my personal space. It has a few links to get you started in case you're bored... (Hah!)

Smileys?

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Rumor has it, there's more on the way.

I'll be seeing you around!!
Have a lot of fun!

JAR

But I was very serious I tell you. My last neighbors were very nice. I just decided it was time to branch out from my quiet little life and make new friends. Oh, and how rude of me too... It's very nice to meet you. And if it helps, a little vodka with fish is not really all that bad... Unless there's another meaning to that I don't know about. Anyway, time to wonder off for a little while. Bye!

Lunar Flare