h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It appears to work so far.
What is the point again?

To crush all opposition before us like the insects they are.

We know where you live, Mr H.

The major purposes of this site are something, something, something else, and, like, whatever.

As if you didn't know.

Tim

i'm not quite sure, maybe it will all become clear one day

posting at 2.00 am is very sad ..unless you are in a different UTM zone ?

Won't you just have dead bugs on your feet then?

Rik

It seems that the toene of this thing is just like allother chat lines. Just a lot of trivial junk.

Well, it helps if you've actually read the book that this site is named after. Then you'll understand.

Monkey say, monkey do, i'd rather be dead than cool, every line ends in rhyme, this is war love is blind STAY, STAY AWAY.
I AM BORED.
I've only ever written one article, you know? It's called Tequila Slammers. I have won a signed copy of the hitch-hikers guide.
Blah blah blah. The finest day that i ever had, was when i learned to cry on demand.
"Believing all the lies that they're telling you,
buying all the products that they're selling you,
they say jump, you just say 'how high?',
you're brain-dead, they've got a fuckin' bullet in your head..."
Rage Against The Machine

Now you have seen the full extent of my boredom, I leave you in peace. I think my brain is falling to pieces.