h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

hahahaha. Love the Chelsea Man City = poodles comment.

Perfect!

Morning All

How is everyone? - I now have an image of all these people Chelsea having those curly poodle Bon Jovi perms!

Woah!I remembered my password! Hello whoever is still alive on here??

Hi PSD :D

hello Helen - long time no see - how have you been?

Where have you been

Hello. I couldn't make an appearance any more as i have more staff now and they also need to use my computer, also, my desk is also in a very visible place so i thought well whats the point if i cant have a proper convo on here!

How are you?

Jeeze, my garden could do with a trim! haha!

Good morning.

And when I say good morning I mean good afternoon. Obviously.

Nice to meet you Helen.

Afternoon.

Mac, Jack.

You lot won.

How did that happen then? Weird.

Afternoon people.

Captain, I'm not sure really.

Well, as long as we're on the same page.

Is it wrong that over the last few weeks ive been feeling sorry for you lot? And that a small part of me wants Wenger to prove people wrong?

Hmm.

I think it probably is because if we get to that point where we might be proving people wrong, you'll naturally revert to wanting us to be rubbish again.

Oh that's most definitely true.

And to be honest, im kind of guessing all i'd have to do is post on GW Mark II for a couple hours to revert back to despising you all anyway.

That is true, I'm sure we've got more idiots now than we had before.

Oh really? Could prove an interesting season then. I'll have to sign up at some point. Possibly once SAF admits he needs to buy a new keeper.

Yeah, how did we win last night?

We were awful. Our vowel-challenged keeper will be working overtime this season.

He's probably up to the job though, in fairness.

And yet, even if Nasri follows Fabregas out the door, you kind of think there's not much wrong really, or at least nothing that can't be fixed. One CB, one solid midfielder and another striker with a decent scoring record to fill in for Van Persie during his inevitable visits to the treatment room. Three players. That's doable surely.

Hmm it could be a while then.

And yeah I think AKBapologist and Terry Tuffnutz are the ones you need to look for. I suspect one of them is Rkane but no real way of knowing so I'll just treat them like new idiots.

Has Rkane been banned or he just felt like a change?

And yeh, im sure i'll pick it up pretty quick. If either of them doesnt reply to any of my posts at all, you'll definitely know it's Rkane.

I think he was supposed to have had a new job but whenever he came back of an evening he had a run-in with somebody (on the old GW).

Ah i see. Well, im guessing the more posters at the start of this GW the better really. Then a bit later you can get rid of the real dipshits.

Yeah we won't really know what they are like until we hit some real adversity during the season. Two cleansheets in two is probably much better than everybody expected.

Not only that Mac, but Gibbs went an entire game and a half before getting injured.

Surely nobody was expecting that.