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Local Newspaper Raises Standards

Post 1

Gnomon - time to move on

My local free newspaper, which I take purely for the Sudoku, is improving its standards. One of the headlines yesterday was:

Oral sex raises risk of throat cancer, sadly

That "sadly" raises the paper greatly in my estimation.smiley - smiley


Local Newspaper Raises Standards

Post 2

Recumbentman

They had been taken in by rumours that it was a cure?


Local Newspaper Raises Standards

Post 3

Edward the Bonobo - Gone.

Only if you inhale, surely?


Local Newspaper Raises Standards

Post 4

Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor

smiley - rofl


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