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Naughtiness (Tentacle Mistress, Goddess of Sadistic Soup Greens) Started conversation Oct 30, 2000
Good Evening Foul Creature Of This Earth!
I'm a representative from the Intergalactic Corsortium For World Domination. It appears our staff are low on Rubberclad Slave Girls, for this reason we are holding a recruitment drive. Any females are invited to apply, but extensive quality control will be employed. Any males wishing to apply will be directed to our special department of rubberclad divas, in this case an extensive knowledge of the rocky horror show and abba's back-catalogue will be necessary.
thank you for your time and if you are lucky we may just spare you.
yours maliciously
Shokushu Okami c/o The Intergalactic Consortium F
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