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Package for Twinkle

Post 1

Dizzy H. Muffin

[A package arrives at Twinkle's home. It is a box, four feet square. Lying on the wrapping paper is a letter]


To Twinkle. From YK. Your home is the safest place I can think to bring this, because I know I can trust you to not open it. It is also too obvious a place to be looked at.

PS. Change the line saying that you're a member of my Pokémon League to:

Visit the Official H2G2 Pokémon League! Please!

Use copy and paste. Thank you for not opening this package.


Package for Twinkle

Post 2

NMcCoy (attempting to standardize my username across the Internet. Formerly known as Twinkle.)

Yes, you can trust me. You know, most people would open it if you phrased it like that.


Package for Twinkle

Post 3

Dizzy H. Muffin

[Sorry, I forgot about this. But, anyway, good.]


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