A Conversation for Being Male: An Apology by way of explanation
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Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine Posted Oct 1, 2000
Maybe not, but if I remember rightly, you are in fact dead. 
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Oct 3, 2000
Not in this forum, sister!
[lapses into an impenetrable silence for 4.7 seconds]
And, this page, it pertains to you how?
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Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine Posted Oct 3, 2000
Firstly, as you can see, I am the DOG. I earned this title, and if you're not going to stay dead then I may just have to do something about it. Like kill you again. Secondly, if you have read this article you will remember a section concerned with congress with the dead. You will also remember from our recent discussion that I am something of a necrophiliac.
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Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine Posted Oct 8, 2000
Maybe, but then again, corpses are another matter.
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Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine Posted Oct 8, 2000
Difficult to explain; this is YK, a fouretten year old Jedi. Who is dead. Because I killed him.
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Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine Posted Oct 8, 2000
Difficult to explain; this is YK, a fourteen year old Jedi. Who is dead. Because I killed him.
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Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine Posted Oct 8, 2000
Sorry, but my spelling lapsed on the first posting.
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Oct 8, 2000
I'm not quite dead. Not in this forum anyway. I need to be alive in all other forums so I can save the universe a dozen times over.
If you don't like it, take it up with Dylan, the guy who runs me and my clowns -- er, clones IRL.
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