h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

do you like your sandwiches then? Are we talking door-steps or just usual crusty loaf type thickness?

I am very interested in enthusiastic consumers of bread products.

I am not understanding "door-steps". Dictionary say steps in front of door. English has this word for sandwich? What is meaning please?

I like very big sandwich. Maybe I bring loaf when I visit you?

You like jam also? I also liking mayonaze (I know not spelling).

Door steps is slang for very thick slices of bread. Usually cut by people who are not very good with a bread knife.

Do you always carry bread when you travel? How interesting. Is this a custom in your country?

I prefer salad cream personally. I invented that too but I have more pride in marmalade.

Yes always carry bread. It is custom that start when ansestor go to country far away and die. He had not much food and people come to help one day after he die. It is custom we now carry bread always when travels.

We have salad cream it is Heinz. You are Heinz?

Thank Q!