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Why is that elephant there?
Moondancer Posted Sep 23, 2000
And peanut shells on the floor, whish it would learn how to use a broom.
Moondancer
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Sep 23, 2000
::snickers:: What about elephant tracks!?? 
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Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Sep 23, 2000
...did I just recognize an old elephant joke?
OK, here we go:
Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?
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Post Team Posted Sep 23, 2000
So that it can hide up a cherry tree?
How about why do elephants paint their toenails yellow then?
shazzPRME 
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Wowbagger Posted Sep 23, 2000
...although I might be getting my puchlines mixed up he he he.
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Sep 23, 2000
Three guesses:
....To hide in yellow cherry trees
...To hide in banana trees
....To blend in with the elephants that have jaundice....
Am I close!??
Why is that elephant there?
shazzPRME Posted Sep 24, 2000
Fairly close!
So that they can hide in a bowl of custard! 
shazzPRME
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Sep 24, 2000
WHAT!?? Whose guesses were fairly close!?? Certainly not mine...
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Wowbagger Posted Sep 25, 2000
I know several elephant jokes - my favourite kind really. Though they need to be said out loud and in sequence for the full effect.
One I can tell in typed fashion is:
Why did the elephant give up tap dancing?
Because he kept falling into the sink.
Why is that elephant there?
shazzPRME Posted Sep 27, 2000
Hehehehehe! That one is as old as the hills!
shazzPRME
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Faldage Posted Sep 27, 2000
That's one of those jokes you could tell about anything. LIke:
Are there any Ludicranians here?
No? OK, how many Ludicranians does it take to change a light bulb?
Why is that elephant there?
Wowbagger Posted Sep 29, 2000
Old jokes are most often the funniest
I don't know... how many Ludicranians DOES it take to change a light bulb?
Why is that elephant there?
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Sep 29, 2000
Old jokes are just ludicrus!!!
Puns are terrible...
(that looks like I spelled "ludicrus" wrong-- must be time to leave the computer and get something to eat....)
Why is that elephant there?
Faldage Posted Sep 30, 2000
One to roll the joints, one to go looking for the ladder and one to think up the punch line.
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shazzPRME Posted Oct 1, 2000
Hehehehe! I think I'll keep quiet!
shazzPRME
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Wowbagger Posted Oct 3, 2000
What's the capital of Luicrania? About two dollars. *comic snare drum hit*
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Faldage Posted Oct 3, 2000
Ludicranian units of currency are the nit and the half-imperial. They do not convert to each other much less than to any other forms of currency.
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Why is that elephant there?
- 21: Moondancer (Sep 23, 2000)
- 22: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Sep 23, 2000)
- 23: Titania (gone for lunch) (Sep 23, 2000)
- 24: Post Team (Sep 23, 2000)
- 25: Wowbagger (Sep 23, 2000)
- 26: Wowbagger (Sep 23, 2000)
- 27: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Sep 23, 2000)
- 28: shazzPRME (Sep 24, 2000)
- 29: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Sep 24, 2000)
- 30: Wowbagger (Sep 25, 2000)
- 31: shazzPRME (Sep 27, 2000)
- 32: Faldage (Sep 27, 2000)
- 33: Wowbagger (Sep 29, 2000)
- 34: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Sep 29, 2000)
- 35: Faldage (Sep 30, 2000)
- 36: shazzPRME (Oct 1, 2000)
- 37: Faldage (Oct 2, 2000)
- 38: Wowbagger (Oct 3, 2000)
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