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biomass Started conversation Mar 21, 2004
Still cackling intermittently about your username. Request permission to use it elsewhere should the occassion arise. As I live 12,000 miles away it shouldn't cause a clash. (Regardless, I can still hear a Drill Sgt. shouting back, one inch from my face in the best tradition of bastardisation, "Permission denied".
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Felonious Monk - h2g2s very own Bogeyman Posted Mar 21, 2004
Go ahead: I'm sure that someone somewhere else has used it before, anyhow. Lightning *does* strike in the same place again.
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Felonious Monk - h2g2s very own Bogeyman Posted Mar 21, 2004
BTW: the tagline 'Piano Thief' still remains copyright. Us FM's must stick together, but not to the extent that we become one indistinguishable mass....
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biomass Posted Mar 22, 2004
My request was for the lot, for Felonious Monk doesn't become hilarious until Piano Thief is added!
As such, I wish to furnish a new request for your consideration. I will obide by your decision whatever the outcome, but have a heart. Besides, I may seek the services of some real life Soprano's to assist you in your deliberations. Don't make me send the heavies around to kick your door in!
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Felonious Monk - h2g2s very own Bogeyman Posted Mar 22, 2004
aaaaaaaaraghhhhgeroffthathurts! No, no NOT the Steinway, I implore you! (sound of sledgehammer impacting upon ivory)
Your friends have talked me into it.
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biomass Posted Mar 23, 2004
Just received word from Rocco to advise me on how the "negotiations" went. He said you folded faster than Superman on laundry day. And what was with all the crying ? Apparently you need a little toughening up, so I have taken the liberty of scheduling another beating for you on Friday. If this doesn't fit in with your plans let me know and we'll work something else out. Rocco was so appalled that he's doing Friday free of charge. Oh, that reminds me, my money transfer hasn't gone through for some reason, could you fix Rocco up for me and I'll get it back to you later. Appreciate it.
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