A Conversation for Bar Bacchus
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Jun 6, 2001
i dont know, but i was traum,atised, let me tell you, when i found that he never actually ate any cookies.
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Muppet Posted Jun 6, 2001
You were traumatised at the revelation that Cookie Monster didn't have a real mouth?
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Researcher 168814 Posted Jun 6, 2001
I would have made him a choclate monster. Or the cheesecakemonster (if it had been online at the Bar Bacchus...), but traumatized because auf fraudulant cookieeating???
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Muppet Posted Jun 7, 2001
But the whole point of the cookies was that the crumbs (crumbs? more like chunks) went flying when he tried to eat the cookies. Chocolate and cheesecake wouldn't have done that, and they wouldn't have been able to get them off his fur afterwards, either....
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Jun 7, 2001
the whole point is that the thing is a colossol non cookie earing fraud! it would waste away were it real!
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Muppet Posted Jun 7, 2001
But it isn't. And even if it was and it DID eat the cookies, it would die of malnutrition! 
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Jun 7, 2001
instead of it dying of unnutrition! do you think it lived on aether? philostogen?
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Muppet Posted Jun 7, 2001
Maybe he was an alien lifeform who managed to feed off the currents of electricity emitted by the hand up his bum. 
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Jun 9, 2001
i should like to see video evidence actually. i dont believe you.
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ÅçïÐßåth© H2G2-you can check out but you'll never leave! Posted Jun 9, 2001
*drops anchor*
*splash* 
ab
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Jun 10, 2001
Now I'm scared. What's going on?
*please* don't tell me to read the backlog. I've been away for *far* too long
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Jun 11, 2001
No, it isn't. My computer broke. I'm too poor to get another yet (I'm still paying for my bike).
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Researcher 168814 Posted Jun 11, 2001
Seargeant! Nice to see you! No, don´t read the backlog... can be very dangorous reading backlog. You could find out how much you are being missed 
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- 643: Researcher 168814 (Jun 6, 2001)
- 644: Muppet (Jun 7, 2001)
- 645: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Jun 7, 2001)
- 646: Muppet (Jun 7, 2001)
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- 650: Researcher 168814 (Jun 8, 2001)
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- 652: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Jun 9, 2001)
- 653: Researcher 168814 (Jun 9, 2001)
- 654: E´s alter ego-|-04.04.02 (Jun 9, 2001)
- 655: ÅçïÐßåth© H2G2-you can check out but you'll never leave! (Jun 9, 2001)
- 656: Sergeant Mushroom (Jun 10, 2001)
- 657: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Jun 11, 2001)
- 658: Sergeant Mushroom (Jun 11, 2001)
- 659: Researcher 168814 (Jun 11, 2001)
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