h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well maybe I don't wanna be stronger!

*waves* Hi, Amanda!

*passes amanda some dead body freshener*

I gotta tell ya...that saying lately makes me think of a pile of poo.

If it dosen't kill you, it can still break your spirit and demean you and make you want to put your eyes out with a fork.

Hi! I'm your positive relationship guide! Welcome to my world.

Krissy, your grasp of the language impresses me. I hereby hire you to be my ghost writer whenever I'm feeling the need to vent my spleen. The pay is as many bags of Oreos you can grab in 15 seconds. Ready... GO!!!

GRAUMUMUMUMMUNUMNUMNUMRMRNN *GULP* GRAUMUMUMUMMUNUMNUMNUMRMRNN *GULP*
GRAUMUMUMUMMUNUMNUMNUMRMRNN *GULP*

Coookie.

CD, you wanna see REAL malice? Unbridled hate? Click here:

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and people are talking about it here:

http://www.floor42.com/ubb/Forum3/HTML/000059.html

Heh. Vicious.

See, that's why I apologized to you. Good for you.

This dr. smooth, guy, he had a death wish, huh?

You wouldn't believe. Ask anybody. He was legendary. He was also the first person I actually went off on here. I couldn't help it. Others have annoyed me and I've snapped and stuff, that guy actually gave me HIVES.

'Member smooth there bubster?

I saw the one thread entitled "What happened?" and dr dorko said, "What happened to my posts?"

Spartus: "Oh, nothing..." all sweet and innocent.

Man, that guy CANNOT spell. That is one of my biggest pet peeves. Along with the non-use of punctuation. Grrr....

Yes. He's pus. Walking pus.

Hatefull in every single possible way.

Then, let's change the subject...

How 'bout them Cubs?

Well, they've been losing, but not nearly as badly as they usually lose, so we forgive 'em. We are, however, currently in the process of doing our favorite thing, which is to enthusiastically trade all our best players.

Which team do you root for again?

Definately NOT the Dodgers. They take the work "suck" to new hights... "They were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked." I'm kinda partial to the Braves... 'cuz Chipper Jones is a total and absolute babe..

*laughes and shakes her head* Now, you are aware that Cubs and Braves are mortal enemies? Even worse than the Cubs and the Cardinals. We give the Braves all our good players, who go on to do really really well, while we keep the chaff. My ex-roommate was a Braves fan and game days used to be vicious matches in our house.

Of course, she always won.

Stoopid team.

Like I said, I don't really follow base-a-ball (is that what it's called?). I just happen to like looking at Chipper's butt in those white pants... Hmmmmm.... Studly...

I miss smoothie. True story

Who is smoothie and why do you miss a frosted beverage?

Poor aim, I guess...

Straws up noses are never any fun...um... that didn't come out the way I intended it...

Oh, Krissy, the Cubs beat the Dodgers last night. Man, the Dodgers suck. Like seriously hard.

Ok. I'm over it.