h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

So if you notoice anyy starnge typos comming form em, you'llk konw why. ;_)

Well that's your excuse, I think you've just forgotton how to spell

Who are you and what have you done with the Spartus?

I think this is the guy who was stalking Spartus and making obscene 'phone calls to him... 8-( (why don't they have a proper surprised and worried graphic over here?)

A SUFFUSION OF YELLOW

Because

*pants heavily*

Well in that case you really should get some lighter pants

Actually, I've slobbered on the keyboard now. I just can't win...

Oo gross, I wont let you near my keyboard again

*hands Spartus a rag*

I told you to stop staring at those pictures! I mean, what kind of world are we coming to when one of our brave leaders sits at home and drools on his breand new keyboard?

A kind of sloppy and messy one, I'd guess.

Only if all the other "brave leaders" follow suit. And there'd have to be a hell of a lot of them.

I'd also advocate the hiring of some brave janitors, too.

it's a stark raving mad world.

Wenn ist das Nunstuck git und Slotermeyer?
Ja!
Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

*dies*

And now for something completely different, a man with two noses.

Does he have a tape recorder stuck in one of them?

His brother does.

And now, in stereo.