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There's a first time for everything
Spartus Started conversation Oct 27, 1999
So, at work the other day, I get a phone call. Nothing unusual there--the phone rings, I answer it. At first, I think it's a friend messing with my head, then it slowly starts to dawn on me: It's an OBSCENE PHONE CALL! From a guy! To ME! He started to sound pretty excited, so I told him to get lost.
But now I feel dirty.
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beetle, return of Posted Oct 29, 1999
There is a cure for everything, I recommend listening to the new Madness album. Of, and tomato sauce. Duct tape, that's it! Duct tape fixes everything.
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beeline Posted Oct 29, 1999
Sorry Spart - it was me. I was choking on some Camembert and phoned you up for a heimlich manoeuvre.
P.S. I was joking about the sheep. 
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beetle, return of Posted Oct 29, 1999
Did you notice the green smiley guy with large teeth?
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what you know as km Posted Nov 5, 1999
It was probably your boss.
Do you have a boss?
Doesn't matter—it was probably him.
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Spartus Posted Nov 5, 1999
No, I know his voice. And he's the type that makes obscene phone calls to little girls, and I'm neither. I still think it was a friend of mine messing with me, but no one's owned up yet.
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