h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Dearest Ottox,
This is JLC the TTP, I am at my girlfiend's house, AnnaNorseGoddess.

I would like to introduce you to her. She was born in Poland but grew up in Norway. She is rusty on her Norweigan after being in the USA for at least 10 years. She will type in phonetically spelled English, if necessay. She is very beautiful with long red hair and green eyes.
Would you care to dance with her?
Worlds of Love,
JLC the TTP

"Alt hvad hun ville var at danse
natten ung og smuk og usandsynlig"

Hi JLC and Anna (oh so confusing, but at least not just a number anymore ).

Let's dance! But don't expect my feet to behave like I want them to...

Dearest Ottox,
AnnaNorseGoddess is running for her english norweigan dictionary. She understands that you say the night is young, but not snuk and the end of the phrase.
"no I haven't seen that thing for a long time" She says with a heavy noweigan accent. She recognizes the language as Danish. She is very shy about her phonetic spelling of English, I am going to have to give her a course in basic phonics. I insist she comes out tonight and dance!!!!

Hi Ottox!Me and my friend Jon-lynnette went out for Christmas shopping last night it was a very stressful experience. We were buying 2 watches for two kids and the salesperson took 2 hours to find the boxes! So we decicided to console ourselves by finding some winery (impossible-things are not very sophisticated in Mobile AlaBAma)there aare not many wine or fern bars around. We end up in a dancing place which used to be a fine italian restaurant about a year ago. After haveing two glasses of chardonnays the time start rolling a little bit easier. I let my long red hair down. The music was like 70's & 80's, They played K C and the sunshine band- That's the way I like it Uh huh! another song "Shake your booty" I like K. C and the Sunshine band a lot, I went to his concert in October and I was shaking my booties. Also, I requested AHA, but they played instead Abba- Dancing Queen. We danced the night away. No one got close enough to step on my feet, I like to dance fast dance. Have Fun!
Jon-lynnette danced to I will survive by Gloria Gaynor, She danced so much I have never seen her before dancing so much. What is going on in Denmark? Any good winebars instead of jagermeisfter and coffee in Copenhagen? Which is my favorite northern party if I have ever been to.
Is Tivoli still there? I was like and amusement park, little gambling ting - little zoo, some concerts....Tell me where you are in Denmark.
My ex-sister in law lives in Hoye Tostrup. She owns one of the Antique businesses in Copenhagen. Hade Bra, AnnaNorseGoddess

I was born in Høje Taastrup!
For the last three years I've been living in Roskilde, 30 km from Copenhagen. What's going on in Denmark? The big answer must be "Christmas". Christmas partys, Christmas beer , Christmas everywhere. Even in Tivoli
Jul, jul, jul, jul, jul, jul...

I'm afraid I'm much more *listening* to the music than dancing to it.

Hiya Hoje Taastrup! Ottox!
Jul Jul Jul, Jingle Bells. We are not quite ready for it yet. Maybe we dance too much.
I Knew AnnaNorseGoddess would love you as I do.
We will celebrate a virtual Christmas with you.
Worlds of Love,
JLC & AnNorGodes - She is unbelieving and joyous that you were born in Hoje Taastrup - I am sure you two will keep in touch. What a small world!

Thanks for your emails!
I'm afraid I have some problems with my email program at the moment, so I can't reply...

Now, more than a week after your last posting *I'm* not ready for Christmas - but I have been dancing at some of the h2g2 parties!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

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Dear Ottox!
I love your Christmas Card. How unique! I am sitting here in my Norweigan sweater commanding Jon-lynnette to type! I've been travelling through the snow to Kentucky back and forth with the children. I'm going to bed now darling. Verbatim
Happy New Year!

Dear Ottox!
For the record, Anna and I were going through her email and your problems there have caused you to miss a transmissions of her photo to you. Is it earthling or earthlink? Respond to [email protected] and Happy New Year!