h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hickory Dickory Dock,
The mice ran up the clock,
The clock struck one,
The others escaped with minor injuries.

You seem in a funny mood, Happy

just a wee bit random today

Was the mouse alright? 'hay now little mouse'

Happy,is everything okay????

I'm still worried about the mouse

everything here, as I said just a bit random

and as for the mice ... I'm sure there were no lasting effects from clock running

Hows the clock then?

I believe it was fine after it had a nice

Thats good how about some to go with the afternoon

Mice run up and down the clocks,
The clocks run round and round
And the country of Iran is sometimes where both are found.

true

The mice are, lettuce not forget, doing the work of the prophet removing dust

Mice urinate about 15 gallons per year. And they do it almost constantly when they scurry around your house. Lovely, huh!???

Thats why I prefer rats, they arn't incontinent in quite the same way as mice, as far as I remember

As far as you remember!??? Were you a rat who grew up near some mice in a past life???

Another person who thinks I'm a rat... brilliant : I used to have a pet rat, called 'Ratty' Was given to me by a friend, who found a white mouse in his barn at the field where he kept his hourses He pronounced it as a male, and then it gave birth a short time later, and I got one of the offspring, called Ratty But it was a rat, I trained it to attack my friends on command, very amusing It took a lump off one mates hand one time, but never bit me We used to feed it rat food, and supliment this with pieces of cooked meat that it loved It didn't seem incontinent, used to pee in a particular place in its tank/cage/cage/tank giant construction of a mansion that I had it in Not that it was ever in the cage that long, used to take it out a lot, down the pub, to the shops etc...

SIlly!!! I didn't call you a rat!!!! I said you may have BEEN a rat in a past life!!!!