h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Unfortunatly, I seem to fall into the "something" category!

Hmmmm Here you are saying Im not innocent but how innocent are you exactly Mr Kidney

I'm not sex mad, just a little horny
Sex is a good thing, noone should feel guilty.

To put things straight: I am obsessed by sex.

And it feels goooooood.

Yes I agree with you sex is a good thing and its perfectly natural and no one should be embarressed to discuss it BUT most of you here are SEX MAD!!!!

I am not
Leanne you know better than that right?

Yeah your just horny 24/7 (same thing)

My dear, let's stop this argument about sex. Maybe some of us overdo it as little bit (the speaking, not the doing of course), so let's just hug each other and feel our warm bodies. Ok, ok, I'm drifting away again. So I give you a friendly smile!!!

Ok no more arguing about you lot being sex mad! (btw Wonko this is all your fault, if you wasnt sex mad I would be in this argument in the first place!, joking )

Wheres my friendly smile

Good. Wish you a good day my dear! (Gently putting my hand on your blonde hair)

Why where you going?

Not away from you my dear. We are friends after all. But I'm torn between H2G2 and my work.

Tell me more about you! Or do you want to know something about me?

Im at work too but Ive never got alot to do so Im here most of the time

Tell me stuff about you

Ok, I'm male, 39, working as a computer programmer at my company, I have a wife with two kids (3 and 4), and a wife with two kids (16+17, not mine). My favourites are and: the kids, thinking, people, reading, music, photography, videofilming.

You forgot SEX

Ok well most of the stuff about me you already know from my page

Im 18 and work for a civil engineers company, Im single NO kids NO intention of ever having any either My favourites are everything thats bad for you eg, junk food, alchol, self mutilation (tattoos and Piercings) Dont do drugs and dont smoke apart from all that Im an

Are you shure about the kids? Or are you just kidding? (joke was not intended!)

I didn't forget sex, I just left it out between the words "are and". I'm right now writing the first version of my new entry to H2G2. It's gone be quite controversal. Its about why women and men don't fit together.

In what way dont men and women fit together

Its your fault my minds now full of dirty thoughts

Yeah I was joking I do want kids eventually I suppose they dont smell that much

Most of the time they speak a different language. The number of divorce shows that.

So I did my good deed for this day!

Kids do smell. Until you clean them up. Be prepared!

*rustles newspaper*

Im the oldest of three so I had a good start at being put off! I have a 16 year old brother and a 9 year old sister

Its not so much them being older its when they are babies, they are wrinkly ungly looking things that constantly poo, wee, sick, eat and cry, why would anyone wanna go through that