h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

today was a fun day. I got up at twelve. My girlfriend came round. I went for a driving lesson which was a lot of fun, and when i got back she had cooked me dinner, which was very nice. Then I had sex. I went to the shop to buy cigarettes, and when i got back we had sex again, but it was not as good as the first time because i was very tired. Then i had horrible food that my mother cooked. After this I went out to my friends house and got drunk. I then went home and went on the net - which is what i am doing currently. Soon I will go to bed and enjoy sleep.