h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

at uni again and now here at the guide. Gee it's still all a mess of forms and poo, which has been prolonged by a stupid thing that I can't begin to understand.

I'm sure it's dave's fault. I've not been getting enough sleep recently, and that seems like dave's fault as well.

Mental note to myself... get some spleep.
 

yes and yr eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevil u chemist u i wanted to get not rejected first hmph but im in there too A43282 or somefink like that have fun at birthdays c u soon hugs from a physicist

y is it dave's fault? have u no mind of yr own u weak willed chemist u?

Most things appear to be dave's fault when you get to the route of them...

he sez everything's yr fault. and that's "root".

He would say that wouldn't he... he's unlikely to bow down and except the full responsibility of his crimes.

but it wuz me broke the cupboard. and ate the pretzels. and suffocated u. well mebbe the last part.