h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hey there Spaceman Spiff...
Since we have similar names I thought I'd pass by and say hello...

er... hello

-spaceboy zoom

zounds. somebody noticed. ah, hello by the way.
-spaceman spiff

well, us spacefolk have to stick together, you know...

Yup.

Hey turkeylips what's the deal? You say Hi to Spaceboy Zoom, but don't say Hello to me? Well on you, if I could make this smiley stick his thumbs in his ears and wiggle his fingers, I'd do that too. Just kidding!

Are you finding your way around okay? Run into any interesting articles or forums yet? If you'd like some suggestions or directions to any in particular, I'm more than happy to help out. Have a good one!
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I guess I'm just more likeable
(just kidding... I'm very unlikable, just ask all my friends... doh!)

True. I don't even know you and I don't like you. J/K! So how's by you Spaceboy?
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eh, cosi cosi, and you?

Jeez a minor infraction of manners and I seemed to have wrecked countless lives. Or at least one. Oh and as for which one is more likeable, well, I'll let you two fight it out.

What's cosi mean and which language is it?
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Oh and I'm doing good, can't complain, life's fair at the moment.
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Ah. "cosi cosi" is an italian phrase, that roughly translates to "not so bad, could be better, eh, so-so"

Ahhh...I see. Why only so-so? Life could be worse. You could be a midget cross-dressing himalayan sheep-herder with an allergy to wool.
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(No offense intended towards midget cross-dressing himalayan sheep-herders of course.)

Hey my mother was a ... oh. no offense taken