h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well, well--now another of my wonderful relatives has entered the h2g2 circle. Here's the important links, for if you ever need them:

My home page: http://www.h2g2.com/u143865

Colonel Sellers, the one to go to for help: http://www.h2g2.com/u49720

Talk to me anytime you want--I pay more attention to this site than to my e-mails!

Thanks, Corrupt One! I owe you. But of course,
what are cousins for? Speaking of which, I'd like to
meet yours and thanks for the link!

Beginner's Tip #1--the best way to make friends is to find people on the "Who's Online" list with names as equally strange as yours.

Also...I SURVIVED STUMPED INITIATION...and somehow made friends with NYC Student...

Correction on that last note--I SURVIVED STUMPED INITIATION, and am going on an even more destructive rampage against NYC (he broke the truce)...

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!! I'm glad your destructiveness is treating you well. You must love tortuing that NYC guy! I guess your actually on the net the same time I am for once. That's so cool. Torture that guy good; the details you tell me are hilarious!

Don't just take my word for it...go to my home page, click on the conversation that says "Initiation for new recruits" and check it out. In fact, why don't you ask if you can join in?

Okay, I was just there! Maybe that was when you were responding to this. I'll try again, and if you're not there, I'll be very angry! Like Marvin the Martian just lost his modulater device thingy to blow up the world angry, 'kay? You're a hard person to follow.

Hello and welcome to h2g2. I am Mozart (an ACE) and my job is to welcome newcomers such as yourself. So welcome.

Mozart

Thank you, Mozart. I'm enjoying myself here.

Hi Psycho Girl, I'm The Corrupt One's cousin. You're her cousin. Are you my sister?

Hi, this is Psycho Girl. I'm temporarily borrowing our cousin because this damn computer's too slow.(Damn you Bill Gates!) No, I'm not your sister. I'm her cousin on the other side of the family.

I know, I know... she told me about you. That was what passes as "humor" for me, so you'll have to excuse me...

Guess what, Colonel Sellers, or anyone else who is reading this as well? My brother is some where around here, too. His name is Lord Lunatic, but you may want to leave him alone. At times, he may not be the smartest person... (thinks for a moment) Hey, just how many cousins does Corrupt have?

Please don't ask. I have absolutely no clue whatsoever.

I suppose your guess is as good as mine...

Well, I know you have more than fifteen, because that's how many I think I have. Your other side of the family is bigger than my other side of the family, I think, so you have approximately 500 cousins.
Seriously now, I don't know, I just have to say something and you know it. Oh, no, I think Lord Lunatic awakes!

Guess what, Corrupt? I wrote a journal on what I accidentally did deleting the net at my house, and it started a conversation with NYC. He's funny. Well, I'm gonna read more of your conversation over at stumped if something new is there.
Have fun.

Hi Corrupt it's your cousin.!
Psycho it's your brother.
I'm very very bored so hello, hi and all that crud.
I want to be a part of the so called "Greetings,cousin"
*evil laugh*

She has 14 cousins from the other side, and those are mostly old enough now to produce children, and are doing so. Our family get-togethers are getting so huge that if you know the names of half the people there, you're doing well.